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Donald Trump is telling Republicans they should “nationalize” elections — basically push to take power over voting rules away from individual states and put it under federal/GOP control 😬. Critics warn this could weaken local control, voting rights, and future trust in election results ⚠️🗽.
Some states are kicking ICE out 🚫 while others are rolling out the welcome mat 🧊➡️🏛️. Democratic governors are building legal shields against Trump-era deportation plans, and “sanctuary city” labels don’t always match what’s really happening on the ground 😶🌫️. The result: big political fights and local chaos in some communities ⚖️🔥
Maryland’s House just passed a new congressional map that could wipe out the state’s only GOP-held seat 😬. Democrats want an extra blue House seat, but the state Senate and Gov. Wes Moore (also a Democrat) aren’t fully aligned, setting up a big intra-party redistricting showdown ⚔️👀.
French cybercrime police raided X’s (formerly Twitter) offices in Paris after an investigation kicked off over how the platform handles online content and moderation 🕵️♂️. Prosecutors have also summoned Elon Musk to appear in the case. No charges yet, but X is under serious legal heat in France 🔥🇫🇷.
PepsiCo is planning a 15% price cut on snacks like Doritos and Cheetos 👀 while drink sales are finally picking up again. After raising prices to boost revenue in Q4, the company’s now shifting gears to win back budget-conscious snack lovers 🧃🍟. Wallets: slightly safer… for now 😂.
Pfizer beat Wall Street’s profit and sales estimates thanks to strong demand for its older, non-Covid drugs 💪. But revenue from Covid vaccines and treatments keeps sliding 📉, and the company’s outlook is still pretty modest. Investors aren’t impressed, so the stock fell even after “good” earnings 😬.
Pfizer’s new once-a-month obesity injection just delivered promising Phase 2b trial results, helping people lose about 10.5% of their body weight in six months 😳. It’s a long-acting GLP-1 drug (Metsera-originated) that could compete with weekly shots like Ozempic and Wegovy if later trials go well 💪✨.
Android 16 QPR3 is giving Pixels a glow-up 😮💨 with a revamped Adaptive Connectivity feature. It now clearly shows how it can boost battery life and keep your connection stable, and even splits options into Wi‑Fi stability vs battery saving. More control, less drain, smoother vibes 📶⚡
Nintendo just confirmed the OG Switch is now its best-selling console ever 🎮, with a massive 17.37 million units sold recently pushing lifetime numbers even higher. Meanwhile, the new Switch 2 has already outsold the entire lifetime sales of the Wii U 😳. Profits are up, chip costs aren’t hurting much, and Mario remains Nintendo’s MVP 🍄✨
Super Bowl LX Opening Night in San Jose was loud, chaotic, and kinda cringe 😂. Seahawks and Patriots players hit the stage, cracked jokes about the painful Super Bowl XLIX ending, met hyped fans, and powered through awkward interviews and weird questions. Basically: three hours of NFL theater 🎭📺.
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