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US–Iran tensions are heating up, and oil markets are freaking out 😵💫. Brent could jump toward $80 a barrel, prices already pushed above $70, and Iran is rapidly loading more oil and storing it offshore 🚢. Talks are dragging into next week, so expect more price swings and global gas pain ⛽️📈.
Scouting America (formerly Boy Scouts) will reportedly ditch its diversity, equity & inclusion policies to keep support from the Pentagon, according to Pete Hegseth. 🤯 Girls can stay in for now, but a ban on trans kids is expected to return. Huge culture war move with big funding on the line 💸🇺🇸
Mexico’s most feared cartel boss, El Mencho, rose from rural poverty to lead the ultra-violent CJNG cartel, raking in hundreds of millions from drugs flowing deep into the U.S. 🇺🇸 Even after his reported death, the cartel remains powerful, sparking brutal turf wars and a messy fight over who takes control next 😬🔥
Cuba just dropped new details on a wild speedboat shootout at sea 🌊. A Tampa man and another American were allegedly on a secret mission to overthrow Cuba’s government 😳. Cuban forces opened fire, killing one, while a second boat reportedly failed its mission. Exiled Miami Cubans are stunned and divided over the risky ‘adventurism’ plot 🚤🔥.
A nearly blind Burmese refugee was dropped off alone by U.S. Border Patrol at a closed coffee shop in Buffalo, NY. 🇺🇸 He later went missing and was found dead on Perry Street. Now, officials and Rep. Kennedy are demanding an investigation into how the system failed him 💔🕵️♂️.
Shia LaBeouf’s in deep trouble after an alleged Mardi Gras attack in New Orleans 😬. A judge raised his bond, denied his travel request, and ordered him to rehab as part of his bail. There’s now a new warrant out, but he’s fighting back with a high-profile local attorney 💼⚖️.
Nuggets vs Thunder went wild 😤🏀 Nikola Jokić got tripped by Lu Dort, snapped, and confronted him on the court. Dort was hit with a flagrant and ejected, while Jokić called it an “unnecessary move” but a “necessary reaction.” Benches fired up, crowd locked in 🔥👀
Alex Pereira just dropped his light heavyweight belt 😳 and all signs point to a move up to heavyweight 👀. Now Jiří Procházka vs. Carlos Ulberg is set for UFC 327 for the vacant 205 lb title ⚔️. New champ guaranteed, chaos incoming in two divisions 🥊🔥.
Look up! 🌙 Six planets are lining up in a rare ‘planetary parade’ across the night sky, stretching almost 180° 😱. On clear nights, you can spot several with just your eyes, and more with binoculars or a small telescope 🔭. Perfect excuse for a late-night skywatch with friends! 🌠
Shia LaBeouf’s friends say he’s been a “total mess” since splitting (again) from wife Mia Goth 💔. She reportedly kept him grounded, but their on‑and‑off, drama-filled relationship had major red flags 🚩 and couldn’t last. Now his inner circle says he tried to save it, but it was too late 😬.
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