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Hezbollah fired around 200 rockets at northern Israel while Iran launched missiles in a coordinated ‘integrated operation’ 🌩️. The conflict is widening into Lebanon as Israel battles Hezbollah, which has shifted back to guerrilla tactics and still holds 1,000+ long‑range missiles 😳. Fears of a full regional war are rising fast. 💥
Oil prices just jumped past $100 as Iran steps up attacks on cargo ships in the Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz 🚢💥. At least six vessels have been hit, including a US-owned ship with Indian sailors on board. The region’s now a war-zone for merchant ships, shaking global markets 📈😬.
The FBI sent a memo warning Iran had *talked about* hitting California with drones as revenge for the Israel‑Hamas war ⚠️. Officials, including Gov. Gavin Newsom and Jimmy Kimmel joking on air, say there’s **no imminent threat** right now. It’s more “be aware” than “panic” 🚨🇺🇸.
Oil prices are spiking again as Iran steps up attacks on ships in the Persian Gulf, causing what the IEA calls one of the biggest-ever hits to global oil supply ⛽🌍. Brent crude briefly shot past $100 a barrel, testing global markets and even complicating U.S. war plans and strategy 🇺🇸🔥.
US stocks are slipping for a second day as oil prices spike another ~5% ⛽. Rising Middle East tensions and Iran attacks on shipping have traders worried about supply and a possible $100 oil scenario 😬. Dow futures are down ~200 points while some retailers like Dollar General also take a hit 📊.
Washington State just approved a new 9.9% tax on high earners, often called a “millionaires’ tax.” 🤑 It cleared both the House and Senate after intense debate and is expected to be signed into law soon. Supporters say it funds services; critics fear rich residents might leave the state. 🚪💼
Software giant Atlassian is laying off about 10% of its staff — around 1,600 people — as it pivots hard into AI tools and automation 🤖. The CEO says the cuts are needed to stay competitive, calling it a “devastating blow” for workers while trying to deliver the news with more “human” compassion 💔📉.
Italy’s PM Giorgia Meloni — once seen as super close to Trump — is now calling out US-Israeli strikes on Iran, labeling a deadly hit on an Iranian school a “massacre” and saying the war is outside international law 😳. She’s made it clear: Italy won’t join the attacks 🚫🇮🇷.
A 1,300-pound NASA satellite just made an uncontrolled re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere over the eastern Pacific Ocean 🌊. Most of it burned up on the way down, and NASA says the risk to people was extremely low 🙌. So yes, space junk fell… but you’re totally fine 😅.
Doctors are seeing more colon cancer in people under 45, and that’s low‑key scary 😬. New research points to physical warning signs and “red flags” like blood in poop, big changes in bathroom habits, unexplained weight loss, and belly pain. 🧻 Hospitals are pushing earlier screenings—don’t wait if something feels off! 🩺✨
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