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House Democrats are gearing up to vote *against* a major Homeland Security funding bill because it pours money into ICE and backs Trump-style crackdowns 🚔. They want tougher oversight and limits on immigration enforcement instead. ⚖️ As Congress scrambles to finish government funding, this DHS fight could heat up fast 🔥.
Special Counsel Jack Smith is set to testify before Congress about his investigations into Donald Trump, including Jan. 6 and efforts to overturn the 2020 election 🗳️. He’s expected to warn Americans not to take the rule of law for granted and show he’s not afraid to confront Trump 💼⚔️.
The US under Trump moved to quit the World Health Organization 😬, blaming it for mishandling COVID-19 and being too soft on China. But the exit isn’t totally set in stone—future leaders could pause, reverse, or reshape the relationship 👀. WHO’s next chief could decide if America fully bounces back or walks away for good.
Austin Thompson, now 18, just pleaded guilty to killing 5 people in a 2022 shooting spree in Raleigh, North Carolina 💔. Victims included his 16-year-old brother and an off-duty police officer. The attack happened in the Hedingham neighborhood and a nearby trail. He now faces life in prison ⚖️.
Japan restarted a reactor at the world’s largest nuclear power plant, run by TEPCO (the Fukushima operator) — then had to shut it down just hours later due to a malfunction ⚠️. The abrupt stop is fueling fresh safety worries and debate over Japan’s nuclear comeback post-Fukushima 💭🇯🇵.
Ex–central bank boss Mark Carney is calling for a major reset of how the world works with the US. 🇺🇸 He wants Europe and allies like Canada to be less dependent on America, especially after Trump-era tensions. That means tough economic changes, new global rules, and big political courage 💥📉.
Procter & Gamble (PG) posted earnings that beat Wall Street’s profit forecasts, but revenue came in light as US shoppers pulled back 🛒 and demand shrank. The company warned about a tough consumer backdrop, geopolitics, and even US government shutdown risks 🇺🇸😵. Jim Cramer says: don’t expect any big fireworks here 🎆.
New stats show heart disease and stroke cause about 1 in 4 deaths in the U.S. 😬 Deaths from heart disease are slowly dropping, but it’s STILL the #1 killer, with stroke close behind. Think high blood pressure, smoking, bad diet, and no exercise 🚬🍔🛋️—all big risk factors you *can* change 💪.
Four kids from Columbia Heights, MN — including a 5-year-old and a 10-year-old — were detained by ICE and sent to Texas, sparking outrage 🆘. The school district says agents even used the youngest child as “bait.” This comes as Democrats in Congress are set to reject new ICE funding 💼⚖️.
Deloitte is rolling out new job titles for thousands of US employees starting June. The goal: make roles easier to understand, more consistent across teams, and clearer for clients and job hunters. 💼🔄 It’s a branding refresh, not a mass firing — your work stays, the label changes. 😅
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